1. Well...f*ck. You need this more than I do.
2. ...and on the other hand, painful, agonizing FAILURE!
3. I don't think it's silly at all, even if you are a bit wacky.
4. Fight that plaque, fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque!
5. You're fraternizing with the enemy!
6. ...Am I fonder of dolls, or riddles, or shoes...Or of chocolate?
7. -I think you must have had a love affair with this woman.
-Oh no, just with her hands...She had beautiful hands, you see?
8. I promise that my personal tragedy will not affect my ability to do good hair.
9. But why is the rum gone?!
10. You don't need no pizza, they've got food there.









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Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
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Making people awkward since 1989
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
it's alex!!!
but thanks...i think?
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"like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings..."
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
I am so honored
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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
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Making people awkward since 1989
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* Light a candle for the innocent victims of online child pornography
* My tiny blog
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